Seven Year Old Vs. The Dryer

Last week, one of my facebook posts went something like this, “twenty plus minutes to move clothes from the washer to the dryer. All because the five year old and seven year old are trying to figure out if the light in the dryer stays on when you close the door.”

Soon after Josiah, the five year old, came downstairs and told me, “Mom the dryer light stays on when you close the door.”  That means either a five year old or seven year old made it in to the dryer and closed the door.  Despite being told not to.

Fast forward to Tuesday.  Another Laundry Day.  Liam’s laundry day job is to move the close from the washer to the dryer and from the dryer to our bedroom (where we all fold them at the end of the day).  Liam swaps the clothes and starts the dryer.  When it finishes, he went to check on them.  Still wet.  I thought that was odd since we had just purchased this “new to us” dryer and it had been running so smoothly for over three weeks.  I followed them upstairs to make sure they had it on the right setting.  They did.  We went about our business of morningness and in the afternoon I remembered the dryer and asked Liam to swap it.  He obliged but then quickly came down to tell me they were wet.  I trudged up the steps and investigated.  Sure enough, the clothes were very wet.  I started the dryer and it came on and was heating up, but when I opened the door, the clothes had not moved.  The drum belt was messed up.

I quickly called Mark and alerted him to our dilemma and then set to work to start drying the two loads that had been washed.  I was very grateful that our “mother’s helper” was there that morning. 

This is what we came up with:

We covered the entire upstairs in clotheslines.  At first, I couldn’t find rope so we went with the verse, “a cord of three strands is not easily broken…”  and twisted together three pieces of yarn.  While wandering around in our bedroom, I found rope.  Paracord to be precise.  Paracord, for those that aren’t hip and in to survival bracelets, is a super strong rope used to make survival bracelets.

So intricately woven were the clotheslines that the kids had to do some crazy obstacle moves to get to their rooms and the bathroom.  By the way, I ran the cords/string/yarn between doorways and tied them at the hinges.

So, I went to the boys room and used the paracord to make this:

After some activities that evening, we came home and Mark moved this clothesline set to our closet.  I didn’t get a picture of that but it was quite humorous.  I also took a load of clothes to Kristina’s to get dry.

So Mark took the dryer apart and found that the belt was not broken (thankfully).  It had just slipped off the drum.  He put it back on and we were back in the clothes drying business.

And Liam learned:  40 something pound seven year olds do not need to climb in to a dryer made for 12 pounds of clothes.

Facebooktwittermail

This Means War!

Ah, we’re now in to January! Aren’t ya’ll excited? Our January has been rather non-eventful. Until today. But I’ll tell you about that tomorrow.

Anyway, January 1st came upon us and I declared a battle of foam darts and generic “nerf” guns was in order. We stocked up. And Kristina made a mad dash for ammo and artillery and the war commenced. The kids quickly decided it would be adults against children. I do not think that was very fair since there were ten of them and three of us.  But it’s safe to say we all survived and no one broke a bone.

The kids strategizing!

Zoe and some other children decided they needed away to transport their ammo.  Zoe chose this lovely basket!  It’s all about how you accessorize, people.

I found this crew in a fall out shelter (aka the puppet theater in a corner of the playroom).  They were safe and sound and having their own little play time.

Bryant had his protective eye wear on.  Safety first.

Trying to get a non blurry picture of children on the attack is near to impossible.
Mr. J. attacking his own flesh and blood.  This is war…take no prisoners!
Liam in his makeshift fort.
In the thick of battle!
Laura told me, in passing, that this was an awesome time at our home!  Yeah, Mark and I know we’re the cool parents.*
*I hope ya’ll know I’m joking.  But it was a very fun afternoon of shooting one another.  Wait.  That didn’t sound right.

Facebooktwittermail

We really belong in the Zoo

After Edventure and Fudrucker’s, we headed out to the zoo Christmas lights.  We had never seen the lights but since we had the zoo membership we wanted to take advantage of it.
 Look!  We got them all in a picture!!!

 We didn’t have snow at Edventure but we did have it all around the zoo!  The kids were thrilled to see the tiny bubbles floating down.  We couldn’t really build a snowman but they could at least watch it fall.

 There was a lit up toy soldier.  Then five little soldiers had to get in line too.

He bit her finger off!

They had lights synced to music all over the place!  Very fun to watch.
Homeschoolers and their “friends.”

Facebooktwittermail

Off we go on an Edventure

This past year, I requested a ban on actual toys for the kids.  I know I’m mean.  But seriously, some of you did not see all these toys and such we moved.  So, Ge and Granddaddy gifted the kids with a membership to a children’s museum near them.  They also gave them a bunch of toys (I’m not a Scrooge, peeps).

Well, the museum has reciprocity to several museums across the nation.  One happens to be even closer and it’s one we’ve been to before.  We’ve always enjoyed it.

So, for Liam’s birthday celebration, he requested a trip to Edventure.  We happily obliged.  They had a special exhibit called Snowville.  The last time we had been to that exhibit they had fake snow.  We got the kids super excited this time that there would be snow indoors.  Well, we were wrong.  No snow this time.  But the day and the evening activity (more on that later) more than made up for it.

We were super excited to see all the wonderful improvements Edventure has made to their exhibits and the kids totally enjoyed themselves!

From grocery shopping…

 To peach pickin’ at the farm…

 Processing milk…

 Building things and operating “heavy” machinery…

 Scaling snowcapped mountains…
 Tubing in the “snow.”
 Shooting the luge…

 Is this not the funniest picture?
 A trip to the dentist…
 Dress ups and
 Human puppets (that’d be Malachi the “puppet” in the far corner of the picture)
 And no trip is not complete without braving exploring Eddy, the two story eleven year old boy (you can climb inside him and see what he had for lunch, etc).
After our Edventure trip, our real adventures didn’t end.  It was off to eat at Fudrucker’s (a real treat, especially with the amazing drink machine that I didn’t get a picture of) and then to…well, this post is long already and will just have to wait until tomorrow.

Facebooktwittermail

Happy Birthday Liam!

Yes, I know we’re almost at the end of January but a month behind is not too bad.

Liam turned 7 in December.  I can’t believe it.  I started blogging the summer after he was born so that means this blog is nearing 7 years.  Agghhh!

Anyway, my rambunctious passionate kid is growing up.  We still have our moments (days/weeks) but he is an amazing kid and we know God has big plans for this little man.

He requested a chocolate cake with blue icing and Hobbit Legos, no wait, Pirate Legos, no wait, Ninjago Legos…I finally found a fun pirate game with Legos.  That satisfied him.  And it fit with the blue icing.

He got to celebrate birthday early at Ge & Granddaddy’s when we traveled there for Christmas.  And he never complained about getting an extra present.

This year is going to be full of fun and challenges, I just know it (especially since it’s already started).  We continue to pray and seek God’s wisdom as we raise this little man who is so full of energy and life.

Facebooktwittermail

December Randomness

 Just a few more posts on our December journeys and we’re all done.  So, it’s time for some random cuteness of my kids.

Let me set the stage…Tracy’s in labor and I’m her friend-doula.  However, we committed to another friend’s son’s birthday party that very afternoon.  Mark comes home gets quick instructions and I leave.  And then he takes seven children to Chuck E Cheese with my friend Kristina.  Super dad of the year!  Especially since there was excitedness and smiles all over the place when I got home!
They are building the last house on our street and Bryant frequently has to sit down and watch the construction workers.  I love his thoughtful observations.

He yelled, “I Superman!”  That’s Malachi’s bib on Bryant’s back.  Backwards.

Ready for his first day on the job!  That shirt has a tie on it but Mr. M decided to keep his hands in front of it.  I thought the diaper matched exceedingly well.

Zoe has taken sewing lessons this past fall.  And she loved them!  She told me she would be able to help sew pj pants this year and she did an amazing job, from cutting them out to sewing them together!  She made three pairs.  She helped pass the time and saved me quite a bit of it as well.

We saw the UGA Accidentals in concert.  It was the Tuesday after Alabama barely beat them.  We all resisted wearing our Bama gear though.

Ceili Rain wanted to “wear” her baby and Bryant told me he was feeding Enoch (the Elephant).  My adorable MIT and DIT!

Now both the DIT and MIT in their slings!

Facebooktwittermail

Announcing…

Ace is doing much better.  He was still complaining of soreness yesterday but I think he’s been putting away the sour candies because most of them are gone.  The swelling is almost completely gone.  Thus ends another adventure in our life.

And now for a new one.

I know you guys all think I’m pregnant.

I’m not.

Sorry to disappoint.

But I am now joining the league of at home consultant/moms.  A little over a year ago, I saw a review for these clips called Lilla Rose.  I thought they were gorgeous and just wanted to try one.

And I did.

And I loved it!

I purchased one for my niece and around Christmas last year, got another one for my nieces and one for Zoe.  When I saw that they had a home business program I was intrigued.  Unlike me, I waited and prayed (usually I just jump in with both feet).  I finally felt led to join in the fall but continued to wait until we got our ducks in a row from the move and starting school and…well, living.

But here it is January.   This week, I just decided to do it.

Let me tell you a tidbit about the clips and then to get more info or check out their fabulous sale going on now, pop on over there.

The main draw are the flexi clips.  These are figure 8 style clips that come in sizes from mini to extra large (for the people with lion’s mane thick/Crystal Gale length hair).  They can be used on drop buns, half up, and twists (french and a poofy twist) styles.  These clips really, truly serve both form and function.  They don’t cause a headache like the giant plastic claws and they stay put!

Lilla Rose also sells some adorable headbands, bobby pin holders, o-rings (for pony tails and half up hair styles), and sticks (for buns, etc).

And for today only, they are offering 15% off select styles of flexi clips.  They also have some o-rings, and bobbies on sale too.  So, hop on over and check out what we have to offer!

Please let me know if you are interested in hosting a party (online or in house) or just have questions.  I’d love to help.

Facebooktwittermail

Spit it Out!

I know that I am still in December with my posting but I wanted to share our day today.

My plan for the day (yeah, I know all you mamas and homeschooling mamas know where this is going): 
Up
School
Finish at 11:30 (my instruction not their work)
Head to Wal-Mart for groceries for the rest of the month
Home to finish school and naptimes and supper

My day:
Everyone was slow to get up.  There was a missions conference that we attended on Monday and Tuesday night, so they were late nights which made for late mornings.  I anticipated that.  However, as everyone was slowly getting up and we were eating breakfast, Ace told me his neck hurt.  Ace is a bit dramatic over…well, everything.  So, at first, I thought he might have slept wrong and had that funky slept wrong feeling.  Nevertheless, I checked it out.  The right side of his neck near his jawbone and up on to his jawbone was swollen and very tender to the touch.

At that moment, I knew all plans were gone as he had to go see a doctor.  I can do snotty noses, fevers, weird rashes but swollen jaws were a new territory for me. 

We finished up breakfast and headed to the doctor.  Dr. B is off on Wednesdays but the oncall doc is just as good.  She thoroughly checked him out and declared that it is most likely a clogged salivary gland.  Yummy, no?!  She described it as a bit of saliva getting hard and clogging up the gland.  So, all the saliva is backing up causing irritation.  There are no signs of it being infected but we have a prescription waiting should it start getting red streaks or he gets a fever.

Her prescription:  Eat sour hard candies.  No joke.  He was actually told to eat sugary snacks.  And now I have six children who are quite jealous.  Apparently this is a rare phenomenan and the doctor had to actually write the diagnosis out.  My kids are weird.

We did our grocery trip and then headed to an impromptu birthday lunch for a friend and then home for naps and to resume our “normal” schedule.

This wasn’t an easy day and I was pretty bummed that our plans were changed and rearranged and now we have make up to do this week.  I chose not to pout and complain (outwardly), though. I try to look at our “interruptions” as the Lord speaking to us.  He gave us a little treat this day in that we got to have the unexpected lunch trip.  We even scored a sweet deal on a bakery cake for our friend.

I always say life is never boring around here.  Today totally proved that.  Now on to research clogged salivary glands…

Facebooktwittermail

It’s Christmas!

 I was certain Christmas Eve that we wouldn’t need to stay up late getting presents finished and whatnot.  I was wrong.  We crawled in to bed at 1 on Christmas morning after doing finishing touches and making sure everything was ready.  That led to our traditional Christmas morning sleep in.  Malachi woke up at 6 to eat and then Mark and I waited impatiently on the other kids.  Except Ceili Rain.  She had crawled in to our bed at some point during the night and was wide awake at 6 ready to see her presents and enjoy celebrating the day.  By 7 we told her that if she woke up her brothers and sister that we could read about the birth of Christ and then open presents.  She popped out of the bed like it was on fire and got everyone up.  We sat on our landing upstairs and read What God Wants for Christmas and sleepy eyes soon became wide eyed.  And then the presents happened.

 I made something for each of the kids this year (and for Mark).  Zoe got an infinity scarf, Ceili Rain got a slouchy hat and the boys got survival bracelets in Bama colors (that included Mark because when I made them on Christmas eve he pouted until I did one for him).

 Note the bracelet and happy Liam.

Liam had asked for a real bow and arrow for Christmas and Ace let it be known about three days before Christmas that he wanted a real bow and arrow.  That was a little too late time and we had already scored these fun z-curve bows with foam arrows.  He was excited to have it but is now saving his money for a real one.

Malachi spent most of the morning wondering where his food was and why we were all up so early.

 Zoe has totally enjoyed her scarf and while we are experiencing some super warm weather, she has been able to wear it a couple of times.

 Let me tell ya about this doll.  It’s a Bitty Baby from The American Girl company.  I won an auction for it on ebay and it came with a matching dress for Ceili Rain.  She has been nicely asking for a Bitty Baby for a very long time (and I do mean nicely).  I was so excited to have been able to not only find her the doll but also one with a matching outfit.  Well, we waited a couple of weeks and it had not arrived here.  I checked online and discovered I had it sent to our old house address.  I was panicked.  We searched the house to see if it had been left and all I could think was that someone had stolen it.  Mark contacted the post office and they said it had been shipped back to a city 2 hours away to be shipped to our new address (which is about 15 minutes from our old house, mind you).  All this time I had been in touch with the seller to let her know my mistake and ask that she keep a look out and that we would gladly pay extra shipping should it come back to her.  She was very kind and amazingly generous.

The doll came a month later and not only had the seller shipped the doll and matching dresses, she had also included a Christmas outfit complete with headband and shoes!   Ceili Rain was thrilled!  Bitty Baby continues to go to church with us and she sleeps with her almost every night.  A win for the parents!

This isn’t pain.  This is a very, very happy Zoe who just got her first pair of fashion boots!  She had been eyeing mine for about a month.  She wears them everywhere!

 Mark has admired the old timey popcorn poppers for awhile.  I searched for one for him but could not find it anywhere until we went to a local grocery store and there it was (on sale too).    We always have a big breakfast for Christmas day and so, we did a light lunch of rice krispy treats, hot chocolate, popcorn and a movie.  Yum-my!  I told Mark that would be another tradition from now on.  Don’t worry, for supper we ate real food.

 Bryant was super happy with his hot chocolate.

For my present, I requested a fire pit. We hosted Mark’s work party at our house a couple of weeks in to December and I reflected on how nice it would be to have the fire pit and to be able to have the kids roast marshmallows. Mark has been watching a bunch of Duck Dynasty lately and taken a few lesson from Phil so his answer was, “Yes dear.”  It really didn’t take long to do and they finished it in less than a day (well, he did have to go back to get more stone).  I say “they” because he had lots of fun helpers.  I can not wait to finish expanding the patio out so we can have a nice place around the pit.

*No toddlers, young boys or young ladies were harmed in the making of this very fun and memorable Christmas day.

Facebooktwittermail

Christmas with Ge & Granddaddy

After a few days with Papa and Grandmere and seeing and loving on and being loved on relatives over there, we headed out to Ge and Granddaddy’s house.  Aunt Yaya, Uncle J, and cousins J and E were there too.  Lots of play time and lots of cuddles all around.

Malachi’s fever was down by the time we got over to Ge and Granddaddy’s house but we noticed the rash on Sunday and the crankiness continued.  It was a very long visit for daddy and mama alike!  Regardless, we still enjoyed our family and watching the kids eyes light up at the gifts.

 Granddaddy is always the best seat in the house.
 Zoe started sewing lessons this year and loves them.  I’m excited to have a sewing companion now.

 My dear sister gave me the most adorable Bama Bear.  Love him!

 Aunt Yaya and family have discovered boomwhacker videos on youtube and Uncle Jay found them on a shopping trip.  He just knew we needed them.  Aunt Yaya said he pouted until she agreed to get them for our kids.  We thanked them immensely (sarcasm detected) and lamented that our payback had come.  We have no way to return the loud favor since their little ones aren’t little anymore and noisemakers are a thing of the past.  Oh well.

Ge asked Josiah what he wanted for Christmas and he said a train.  She said he was the only one of ours who actually told her what he wanted.  He was thrilled!

And still the best seat.  Even for a nap.  Bryant was cuddled with his granddaddy and we could tell he was fading fast so Mark grabbed him to put him down but he protested and granddaddy insisted.  So, back in the lap he went and they both had a nice little snooze.  Bryant loves his granddaddy.

Here is one sample of how to correctly use boomwhackers:


If that doesn’t satisfy your curiosity, then you should really just do a youtube search of boomwhackers!  You’ll be hooked.

Facebooktwittermail